Dear Mama Somerhalder,
I wish I could bake you some cookies to show you my gratitude for your general contribution to mankind and the genepool by mothering Ian. Failing that, take this post of Ian’s best looks as Damon Salvatore from the Vampire Diaries as a thank you note for bringing this fine specimen into the world.
Unless otherwise credited, all picspam is from Vampire Diaries Tumblr.
Best Damon Outfit
Pink Panty Dropper (TM Kjewls) Damon
Easily the most iconic image of Damon is the vampire gone wild scene of him dancing half-naked through the Salvatore mansion with compelled human Vicki Donovan, just after the pair had taken hits of each other’s blood. The most jaw-dropping thing about the scene? Not the fact that Damon snapped Vicki’s neck at the end, but that her pink panties managed to stay on the whole time. Mine would have dropped in an instant.
Gorgeous Irresistible Wrecked Damon
Heartbreak never looked as good as it did when Damon discovered Katherine wasn’t in the tomb. Katherine cops a lot of flak for being an evil bitch, but her ability to break Damon’s will to wear a shirt unless he has help from Elena to button one up went a long way towards redeeming her in my eyes.
Southern Antebellum Gentleman Damon
Every girl wants to know why the hell her prom date didn’t look like this. Perfect outfit for demonstrating that a near touch and eye f**cking is sexier than physical contact could ever be.
Strip Poker Damon
Shirt casually thrown open. Low-slung pants that show an Adonis Belt (for the uninitiated, that lovely V) to its best advantage. Best worn when playing a game of strip poker with naughty minions and then throttling the evil vampire mother of your one true love.
Note B: Teachers were left scratching their heads when Greek Mythology units throughout the world had a sudden spike in popularity after this particular outfit screened.
With a white shirt under black jacket, Damon made one one sexy Greaser. And aren’t vampires, after all, the ultimate Outsiders?
Crushed Velvet Damon
Slinky crushed velvet that recalls brooding vampires of old. Wearing this while you warn your and your brother’s girlfriend that she is in mortal danger will ensure it won’t be just her Spidey Sense that is tingling.
Little Boy Dark Blue Damon
Thanks, as always, for this pic KJewls!
Fitted dark blue v-neck. Looks sexy as hell with a slightly bloodied lip from your recent feeding frenzy after being tortured to near death by the local Sheriff and her merry band of Deputies.
John Varvatos Damon
Some girls like Damon for his good looks, charm and unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift. Others are impressed by his dedication to community service for clothing designers by taking something simple like one of their tight black t-shirts and making it look like a fashion event on the scale of the second coming.
Hot Motherf**ker Damon
Just as there needed to be a Leather Stefan to do his vampirism justice, so too there needs to be a Leather Damon up for contention. Damon in badass leather liquefies the inside of ladies of all ages and persuasions, especially slutty mums with sons called Matt.
Grey Shirt Damon
A recent addition to the Damon wardrobe that is quickly becoming a staple item, the grey shirt clings to his chest in all the right places and hints at the Shirtless Salvatore goodness within. Torturing the local not-so-friendly werewolf never looked so good.
So which Damon is the hottest Damon of them all? Use your one vote wisely! I’d love to read which one you chose and why in the comments section. Or did I leave out your favourite Damon look?
Also, it isn’t too late to vote for the best of Stefan’s looks. I’ll announce the winners in next week’s edition of Vampire Diaries Sensory Overload Sundays.