I don’t blame Katherine for sinking her teeth into Jeremy in Vampire Diaries episode Sacrifice. This pretty much sums up my reaction lately whenever the littlest Gilbert comes onto my screen.
What follows is an evolution in Gilbert hotness, with all picspam from my new favourite Jeremy fangirl haunt, F**k Yeah Steven R McQueen Tumblr.
Which Jeremy is the hottest of them all?
Acid Trip Jeremy
Early Jeremy had a perma-bitchface and was on a downward drug spiral but was still undeniably cute. The Jaw Thing was yet to come out to play but the potential was there.
Perfect accoutrements for picking up vampire chicks masquerading as innocent home school girls in libraries. Striped Jeremy also throws around words like “allegorical” to get all us smart girls panting.
Hello Biceps Jeremy
With a muscle spurt that would do Jacob Black proud, Hello Biceps Jeremy emerged like a phoenix from the ashes of his less buff older self.
Gilbert, Jeremy Gilbert. He could have me hook, line and sinker, NO SEX SPELLS NECESSARY.
A clever nod to the age difference that keeps c**ck-blocking him when it comes to witches, perhaps? Or am I giving the stylist too much credit? Either way, Numb3rs Jeremy comes accompanied with a grin filled with sunshine and a game that can only be salted by a warlock’s salt lick trick.
Grey Hoodie Jeremy
Grey Hoodie Jeremy is so smokin’ he even checks himself out.
Vampire Hickey Jeremy
Holy crap and lesser craps, Vampire Hickey Jeremy is HOT! The fact that Bonnie has the willpower to walk away from THIS and yet not the mindpower to reverse the tomb spell entrapping Stefan is dumbfounding. This is my vote, people!
As the man himself said, you can’t keep saying no to him
unless you’re a witch with a name starting with B and ending in E and with ONNI in the middle. I know I can’t!
So it’s over to you now, guys!
Vote for your favourite Jeremy look so far and tell me why you chose it! Also, don’t forget to check out my post about Jeremy’s Jaw Thing.
Previous Vampire Diaries Sensory Overload Winners:
Stefan Appreciation Edition: A tie between Badass Stefan and White Tank Stefan.
Damon’s Best Outfits: Pink Panty Dropper Damon by a LANDSLIDE.