WARNING: You might want to padlock your panties to your bodies, ladies. I’m not responsible if they suddenly go into free fall because of this post.
This little fangirl went to the internet, and look what she brought home…
Michael Trevino torso porn!
I’ve been accused of liking the men I wallpaper my blog with for their pretty, pretty faces only.
I mean, as Trevino shows us, the rest of them is usually adequate too…
Blogger pal Julie from TV Recappers Anonymous even dug up some rare pre-Tyler torso porn in her Trevino tribute post that shows he has been WAY more than just a pretty face for a long time.
I think I need a cigarette and I don’t even smoke. Or a cold shower. Or both.
One thing’s for sure, beachside Trevino makes me want to hang onto him like a fangirl barnacle.
Sadly, vintage Trevino torso porn is hard to come by. Thank God the character of Tyler is rectifying this crime against humanity.
I might have to go out and buy a pregnancy test kit now. What? You’ve never heard of immaculate conception via scoping out torso porn? It’s what all the cool fundie kids are talking about these days!
So hot he even makes himself salivate. Hey, Trevino, I’m happy to lick your drool off you if you want. It’s no problem, really.
Aww, look, he wants to return the favour!
I won’t lie. My first reaction when I saw this white rapper boy hand movement by Trevino, after I regained the ability to form coherent thoughts at the sight of his shirtless form, was to think of the guy from THIS song…
Well, Trevino is pretty damn fly for a white guy ;).
If for no other reason, we should be grateful for the worldwide recession/global financial crisis for its contribution to womankind. After all, clearly this has resulted in wardrobe budget cuts for Trevino… And we can all share in the benefits of his shirtlessness :).