To paraphrase Damon, I haven’t gone all pyro on you guys and reflected on his ungodly hotness in … TOO LONG! (OK, I did seven days ago, but do you know how long ago that is in vampire years?)
Anyway, have any of you guys noticed how many phallic weapons Damon gets to hold, or sometimes have torn out of him, on The Vampire Diaries?
Of course you have.
Now that Katherine no longer has a firm hold on Damon’s…
Barely an episode goes by when he isn’t thrusting, poking, prodding, penetrating and otherwise playing with sticks of one kind or another with all kinds of boys and girls.
Check out these pics over the last season of TVD , nabbed from various recap posts by KJewls of TV Recappers Anonymous!
Single or even loved up ladies, if you like it you can put a mini stake up on it…
Or pull it out!
Damon tried to burn man crush Elijah with a flamethrower, after practically eyef**king Elijah into the next century in an earlier episode when Elijah saved him from a bunch of Forwood-unicorn stomping werewolves.
Sure, Damon, all that thrusting was only to kill an Original vamp, sure
When comparing sizes with friends, Damon figures why whip out a tape measure when he can give a more accurate representation…
Stefan got into the action with Damon when they teamed up to take down Katherine in Masquerade, which was fitting given that how much she had royally screwed them over – they were just returning the favour!
And this, people, is what we call anvilicious foreshadowing of what Miss Gilbert and Mr Salvatore will get up to (please God! please God! SOON!)