So I’ve been at WOMADelaide all weekend, a world music and dance festival that Adelaide, Australia hosts.
It’s a time to unleash your inner hippie…
… and do crazy stuff like reveal your innermost secrets in the Tawdry Heartburn Manic Cures hutt (you think I’m making up that name? I’m not making up that name ;))
The Tawdry system kind of works like the Post Secret blog, only instead of sending in a postcard with a confession, regret or thing unsaid, you type away on zany, antique typewriters in the hutt on parchment…
My friend Julia Phipps can keep a secret. Can you? 😉
…pop your secret in a special box…
… and then later your little parchment joins the massive Wall of Secrets.
The thing that struck me was how so many random secrets could be related back to The Vampire Diaries.
Let’s take a look, shall we ? It’ll be pretty obvious which secret is mine to regular Spidey readers 😉
My psychiatrist told me that my orgasms are the wrong kind
Isobel probably compelled Andie to say this, given the way Damon rejected her last time they caught up.
My boyfriend smells like cats and pigs I hate it. The only reason why I’m with him is because he has the body of a sex god and is training to be a policeman.
Clearly, this chickadee needs more Imaginary Men (TM Amy) from TVD in her life. This way you can get men with the bodies of sex gods minus the animal odour (though I guess back in the day Stefan used to smell like bunnie ;))…
Plus, I kind of get the allure of a future policeman. I mean, it could result in Gun!Porn, as seen in Bad Cop Tyler…
… or S&M games involving handcuffs!
I fall in love with everyone who reads this… and I’m the guy to your right… kissy kissy
I made out with one of my best friend’s brothers. I haven’t yet been able to tell him, for fear of the friendship. Oh. And it was his TWIN brother. Awkward.
Well, Bonnie and Jeremy definitely have the best friend’s brother kissage angle covered.
Plus, there is a love rectangle with all kinds of hook up hijinx involving brothers and doppelgangers.
I like my flowers with black, lusty petals as long as they aren’t roses
If you cock-block Delena, I’m afraid that this is the result
I prefer bello over bella
I still believe in fairies and unicorns
Well, I still believe in Forwood unicorns 😉
Hey, you know how Matt didn’t take too kindly to finding out Caroline is a vampire in the last episode?
I imagine this will be his reaction when he discovers unicorns exist too…
Here is a bunch of other general secrets that I just found cute, charming, sad or inspiring…
Collingwood is an Australian Rules Football team, and they are the punchline of many sports-related jokes. How do I know this? I loosely follow the Adelaide Crows team.
Too bad they don’t have a certain #33 on their team 😉