Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Badly.
Picture this: You are a mound of dirt in the Mystic Falls forest, just innocently minding your own business… when suddenly TYLER MOTHERFUCKING LOCKWOOD is slithering all over you.
I for one have had so many dirty thoughts replaying this part of the latest Vampire Diaries promo in my mind that priests would need to sit in relays to cleanse my soul.
I haven’t been this excited since I saw Music Sex God in his Black Outfit of Lust for the first time.
This picture will NEVER get old for me. Never!
So, yes, Tyler is back, babies! Just like this fangirl is battling between her naughty and nice side, we don’t really know whether Tyler is going to come back fully villainized or seeking redemption.
Either way, I am just so happy to see his gorgeous mug again. Be sure to check out the extended promo if you missed it.
As many of you know, I am an unrepentant spoiler whore, but the only real dirt I’ve been able to find on Tyler has been his gyrations on that lucky, lucky patch of dirt in the promo. Seriously, it has been like squeezing blood out of a stone trying to find quality spoiler material about him.
But, I just know that you can barely contain yourself for the Tyler action that is going to unfold before our eyes, fellow Forwood unicorn lovers.
So, to pass the few remaining hours before we get new Tyler scenes which I CANNOT WAIT to dissect the hell out of, let’s speculate like crazy about what the stuff in the promo could mean, plus other information that has been swirling around about Tyler.
Do NOT click through if you don’t want to read any spoilers.
There is little concrete stuff out there about Tyler and spec is based mainly on the promo, but the episode description plus excerpts from spoileryish interviews will be included.
You have been warned.