“Right.” And. I. Die. – Let’s Talk More Tyler/Caroline Promo Goodness For S3

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Let’s talk about S-E-X bbs, I mean U-N-I-C-O-R-N-S…

Spoilery discussion under the cut!

Tyler’s Jersey & My Hopes For It In Season Three

Remember Tyler’s foxy number “1” football jersey, which he was wearing during his first kiss with Caroline?

Normally I am fixated on what Tyler is NOT wearing, as the case may be. But, I have high hopes for this jersey in season three.

Let me share them with you! Season Three promos are referenced after the cut.

From thrashing about like eels to sunlit days/moonlit nights – Speculation about Tyler/Caroline Sex vs Matt/Caroline Sex

 

Gen tweeted the first image at me and exclaimed “Trevino!Ass”. I was in awe of her ability to notice that, what with the rampant Tyler torso porn. As should we all be.

The Vampire Diaries season three extended promo gives us a far more explicit look at the Tyler/Caroline sex that will be going down (no, not going down in that way, you dirty, dirty Trevino mistresses to Gen’s husband!) in the first episode back after hiatus, Birthday.

It’s no accident that, in a promo drenched, no dripping with sex and blood, we have Caroline and Tyler action amped up to the max, whereas Matt/Caroline’s ill-fated attempt at sexytimes in season one was glaringly dispassionate/bloodless in tone.

Fellow Forwood unicorn lovers, we may not have gotten a promo poster of Caroline holding a banana (yes, I’m in a smutty mood at the moment), the one piece of fruit I think was grossly overlooked by CW’s marketing department.

But never fear, I am going to dissect every microsecond of TC sexy goodness we have gotten so far, and speculate the ways in which I think TC sex will differ dramatically from MC sex, in keeping with the differences in their relationships.

Disclaimer: I like Matt well enough when he is not around Caroline, but I think 12_12_12’s latest post on Matt/Caroline outlines why this relationship will forever be toxic in my eyes, and why I have side-eyeing him quite severely of late. Vampire Barbie and Teen Wolf come first for me, and their treatment by other characters colours my perceptions of those characters.

Now, with that outta the way, let’s get to the good stuff!

Spoilers for season three will be referenced, so read at your own risk!

New and unexpected challenges & emotional confrontations. Also, starch – Got Forwood Spoiler Whore – Tyler/Caroline Speculation – Vampire Diaries Season Three

So, I stumbled across a Matt lovers Vampire Diaries haven recently and… let’s just say that I’ve decided that I need to severely limit my starch and carbs intake.

Matt Dovovan AKA Mr Mashed Potatoes (TM Price), the greatest unintended ambassador of the Atkins diet ever.

After my brief time hanging around these slightly disturbing quarters of one of the five food groups (hey, I had to see it to believe it!), you have no idea how much I was looking forward to getting back to Forwood-y fuzzy goodness.

Chest Monsters & Locket!Horcruxes – Mini Got Forwood Spoiler Whore Edition – Tyler/Caroline Speculation

Accio Tyler/Caroline spoilers! (thanks Charlotte for the tip, as always, bb!)

Zap2It’s Carina recently posted an article containing spoilery stills for season three of The Vampire Diaries, including some squee-inducing pictures of Vampire Barbie and Teen Wolf.

Let’s discuss!

Dances With Werewolves AKA Mini Got Forwood Spoiler Whore Edition – Tyler/Caroline Speculation

But until then, there are plenty of hints of what to come to whet our appetite!

So, fellow spoiler whores Gen and Charlotte both tipped me off about brand new Tyler/Caroline tidbits, some potentially eyeroll-worthy, some highly potentially game-changing when it comes to my current view of certain relationship dynamics and some with the potential to rival the awesomeness that was Angel dancing in She.

Intrigued? Let us convo! Spoilery goodness after the cut.

Elijah approves of Tyler/Caroline!

So, like the rest of Tyler/Caroline fandom, Elijah is clearly squeeing over that split second of bb were and bb vamp action in the new Vampire Diaries season three extended promo.

“I believe the term you are searching for is OMG.” INDEED.

Warring HBIC mothers, Urges Girl & TC sex tape, ahem, I mean promo action – Got Forwood Spoiler Whore S3 Bumper Edition – Tyler/Caroline Speculation

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So, CWTV just released an extended promo for The Vampire Diaries season three, and let’s just say it was a Tyler/Caroline fangirl’s equivalent of Kennedy moment…

Where were you when Kennedy was shot/when you first saw the TC sex promo? 😉

SPOILER WHORE Got Forwood – Tyler & Caroline Speculation – The Sun Also Rises – The Vampire Diaries

Are you still smiling a crazy happy smile from last week’s episode, fellow Tyler/Caroline lovers?

You know, the kinda smile you only get from getting lucky…

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SPOILER WHORE Got Forwood – Tyler & Caroline Speculation – The House Guest – Vampire Diaries

Well, guys, there was no Got Forwood recap last week, because, well there was no Caroline OR Tyler to be had.

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The positive side is that there was no Caratt, making me evilly happy about all the pissed off Matt bunnies out there.

But no Caroline meant no insight into her reaction to Tyler’s departure, or for that matter, the way Matt chooses to deal with the information Tyler gave him before he left, namely that he had fallen for Caroline.

So, even though I have my reservations about entering Matt World, I admit there are a few things that intrigue me enough to be willing to venture there.