I believe the term we’re searching for is OMG.
Remember how I said in an earlier recap that on the day Tyler and Caroline have sex, my blog will be plastered with so many unicorn pictures you will think that rainbow has exploded on it?
Vampire Barbie and Teen Wolf may not be able to have baby Klauses (as far as we know), but they sure have fun trying in The Birthday.
We’ve had our appetites whetted, now it is time to let us have (bloody) cake.
What good is a party if you can’t share it with friends?
Hilarious blogger pals Julie from TV Recappers Anonymous and Amy from Imaginary Men will join forces with me for the ultimate fangirling/fanboing experience… a liveblog!
Remember Tyler’s foxy number “1” football jersey, which he was wearing during his first kiss with Caroline?
Normally I am fixated on what Tyler is NOT wearing, as the case may be. But, I have high hopes for this jersey in season three.
Let me share them with you! Season Three promos are referenced after the cut.
Gen tweeted the first image at me and exclaimed “Trevino!Ass”. I was in awe of her ability to notice that, what with the rampant Tyler torso porn. As should we all be.
The Vampire Diaries season three extended promo gives us a far more explicit look at the Tyler/Caroline sex that will be going down (no, not going down in that way, you dirty, dirty Trevino mistresses to Gen’s husband!) in the first episode back after hiatus, Birthday.
It’s no accident that, in a promo drenched, no dripping with sex and blood, we have Caroline and Tyler action amped up to the max, whereas Matt/Caroline’s ill-fated attempt at sexytimes in season one was glaringly dispassionate/bloodless in tone.
Fellow Forwood unicorn lovers, we may not have gotten a promo poster of Caroline holding a banana (yes, I’m in a smutty mood at the moment), the one piece of fruit I think was grossly overlooked by CW’s marketing department.
But never fear, I am going to dissect every microsecond of TC sexy goodness we have gotten so far, and speculate the ways in which I think TC sex will differ dramatically from MC sex, in keeping with the differences in their relationships.
Disclaimer: I like Matt well enough when he is not around Caroline, but I think 12_12_12’s latest post on Matt/Caroline outlines why this relationship will forever be toxic in my eyes, and why I have side-eyeing him quite severely of late. Vampire Barbie and Teen Wolf come first for me, and their treatment by other characters colours my perceptions of those characters.
Now, with that outta the way, let’s get to the good stuff!
Spoilers for season three will be referenced, so read at your own risk!
Promo screen grabs all from www.vampirediaries.net
Just when we were arming ourselves with pitchforks to storm the CW offices and demand an extended Vampire Diaries Season Three extended promo, STAT, they delivered in style.
Let’s indulge in the debauchery, campiness and decadence! This post is only spoilery if you consider promos to be spoilery.
Just call me sleeping beauty, because whenever I catch some z’s lately, I’ll wake up and suddenly TYLER/CAROLINE SEX IS ALL UP ON MY DASH.
I don’t have time to analyse everything fully this morning before work, my lovelies, but I just had to *flail*flail*flail* over the new Vampire Diaries season three promo that is well worth the excruciating wait for Tyler/Caroline fans. To put it mildly!
Thanks Charlotte, Alyssa and Paloma for bringing these momentous clips to my attention, and Gen, Cath and everyone else on Tumblr, I look forward to the many ways in which you can gif our to bbs getting hot and heavy. Imagine what we will be like when we have the full scene!
And now, I will go to work and pretend that I am a dignified, refined professional lady, and not some 13 year old jumping up and down inside screaming “Forwood unicorns are everywhere! Let me die! Is this the real life?” 😉
(Amy, I SWEAR I’m not trolling you with yet more Jess coverage ;P)
Sophie AKA The Love Story Princess is one of my fangirl spirit animals. Her flawlessness includes sharing an appreciation for Tyler Lockwood, Jess Mariano and Pacey Witter.
Just when I thought this girl couldn’t get even more perfect, I was skimming through her Tumblr today when I was suddenly hit with an attack of the squees.
Two lines were egregiously removed from Vampire Diaries episode The Descent in season two.
One was Rose’s line, “It’s okay to love them both, you know”, which would have had an entirely different feel coming from Rose, as opposed to Katherine in the finale, what with Kat being such an unreliable narrator with a vested interest in the Salvatores remaining obsessed with her for eternity. The vested being her own belief that it is impossible for anyone to get over her. 😉
For Tyler/Caroline fans, it was his line, “Anything you need, I’m right here.”
Luckily, the season two DVD Gods have bestowed upon us a deleted scene containing this line. Click here for the original source when the delted scene leaked
Let’s dissect it, shall we?
So, blogger pals Julie from TV Recappers Anonymous and Amy from Imaginary Men basically exist on a plane of awesomeness that is their very own.
They have aided and abetted my current Tyler/Caroline obsession adoration by creating a Forwood Unicorn Shirt you can purchase at their Fangirls Forever online store.
But until then, there are plenty of hints of what to come to whet our appetite!
So, fellow spoiler whores Gen and Charlotte both tipped me off about brand new Tyler/Caroline tidbits, some potentially eyeroll-worthy, some highly potentially game-changing when it comes to my current view of certain relationship dynamics and some with the potential to rival the awesomeness that was Angel dancing in She.
Intrigued? Let us convo! Spoilery goodness after the cut.
