You know that disappointed feeling you get sometimes, like when Santa neglected to leave the requested Tyler Lockwood or Jeremy Gilbert as a present for you at Christmas time?
The GQ photo of Vampire Diaries trio Trevino, Zach Roerig and Steven R McQueen left me a little cold.
Sure, this picture has a crouching werewolf, hidden sex god, element to it, plus Legal to Lust Over (TM Amy) McQueen arm porn and Roerig’s baby blues working overtime.
But allow Music Sex God to show you what I was expecting…
So, I’m going to do GQ’s job for them and show you just how damn good these boys, and, for good measure, the rest of their male castmates, look all suited up.
Zach Roerig (with bonus Matt Davis!)
Steven R McQueen
Seriously, can I just have Elijah’s three piece suit babies? I’d even settle for birthing his half-demon, half-human lovechild if our spawn inherits his sense of style.
Now, I know that the Brothers Salvatores were actual GQMFs once upon a time, but I bet you’ve seen those pics already. So how about we see them cutting a fine figure in my favourite suit shots to date?
Also, to finish up, a simultaneously hilarious and hot GIF. Witness the magical disappearing cigarette from McQueen’s lips!
F**k, GQ, I don’t ask for too much.
I just wanted these boys in goddamn suits, like is your magazine’s whole reason for existing.
Next time, pretty please with sugar on top and a cherry on the side give us REAL GQ motherf**kers.
(BTW, sorry this is SO late, you guys! It is festival time here in Adelaide, I work in an arts agency… so I’ll get my usual posts out in the next day. Notice I make my apologies after buttering you all up with GQ Motherf**kery ;))